I was reading in the paper today that Congress wants to replace the dollar bill with a coin. They’ve already done it. It’s called a nickel.

Jay Leno
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The loss of the nickel adds up. More often than not, we’re thinking about how we can get rid of that nickel without feeling like we’re losing anything. We want to get rid of that nickel and not feel like we’re losing anything. This is a process called rationalization, and it happens every time we get rid of something. The goal here is to get rid of that nickel and not lose anything.

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